Thoughts not fit for my main blog

Masturbation is like nature’s antidepressant.

As a gay man, let me say

God bless anal vibrators.

pizza size is more important then penis size

amirite or amirite?

Doing this on a sideblog because I am never admitting to this without the mask of anonymity, but…

My first blowjob with my current boyfriend wasn’t really a blowjob. He gagged me with his dick and made me jack off while his dick was in my mouth. It felt amazing, and I came so hard. Apparently, thoguh, I had been biting down on his dick as I climaxed. He wasn’t hurt badly, but it left teeth marks. He thought it was cute, but I was mortified.

And, actually, now that I think about it, that wasn’t the first. The first time, everything went normally, until he came. It tasted like the blackest coffee mixed with acid. Apparently, he’d been downing energy drinks like crazy, and he was starting to come down with the flu.

So there’s that.